With one exception our ski team did not do too well at the Turin Olympics. Here were some of the excuses heard.
Those Atomics passed up by the Austrians were rigged!
What? Miller time meant it was time for Bode to ski and not to have a few cold ones?
The hot babe on the side of the hill caused to me miss that gate!
Well, its not like missing a gate is something new to me!
I had neglected to get my hands properly pole strapped. Dang it next time I get Kwik Straps!
That Frenchy must have thought the Germans were after him in the downhill event!
Oh well, it isn’t like this is the only skiing event this year!
I was promoting a new event, the gate straddle event!
I was focusing on the NASTAR competition in March!
Gold is such a base metal, I want platinum!