These Boots are Meant For Skiing

Writing an editorial I noted how some people were attempting to hike up a hill in their ski boots. I then came up with the phrase of “These boots are NOT made for walking”. Obviously that is one word from a hit song and below is my attempt at adapting that song to fit skiing.

Enjoy!

You keep saying you’ve got something for me.
something you call powder, but confess.
You’ve been groomin’ where you shouldn’t have been a groomin’
and now someone else is groomin’ all your best.

These boots are made for skiing, and that’s just what they’ll do
one of these days these boots are gonna ski all over you.

You keep skidding, when you oughta be carvin’
and you keep traversin’ when you oughta not set.
You keep traversin’ when you oughta be shushin’.
Now what’s right is right, but you ain’t been right yet.

These boots are made for skiing, and that’s just what they’ll do
one of these days these boots are gonna ski all over you.

You keep snow plowin’ where you shouldn’t be snow plowin’
and you keep thinkin’ that you’ll never crash
Ha! I just found me a brand new box of matches yeah
and what he know you ain’t HAD time to thrash

Are you ready boots? Start skiin’!

Good Stuff!

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