Olympic Skiing Excuses.

With one exception our ski team did not do too well at the Turin Olympics. Here were some of the excuses heard.

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Those Atomics passed up by the Austrians were rigged!

9

What? Miller time meant it was time for Bode to ski and not to have a few cold ones?

8

The hot babe on the side of the hill caused to me miss that gate!

7

Well, its not like missing a gate is something new to me!

6

I had neglected to get my hands properly pole strapped. Dang it next time I get Kwik Straps!

5

That Frenchy must have thought the Germans were after him in the downhill event!

4

Oh well, it isn’t like this is the only skiing event this year!

3

I was promoting a new event, the gate straddle event!

2

I was focusing on the NASTAR competition in March!

1

Gold is such a base metal, I want platinum!